Custom unframed watercolor portrait — I’ll turn you (or a friend, lover, pet, parent, whole family, whoever) into something gloriously horrendous.

What you get

• Original 4×5 inch watercolor painting on heavy cold-press paper

• Loose, painterly style with expressive brushwork and vivid colors

• Protected in a clear sleeve for safe delivery

• Standard frame size mat for easy framing

How to order

1. Place your order.

2. Email a clear reference photo and any special requests to grotesqueportraits@gmail.com with the subject line: “Custom watercolor portrait.”

   • Tell me who to transform, any specific grotesque features or themes you want, preferred color palette, and any elements to avoid.

   • If you’re ordering multiple portraits, label each photo with the corresponding name.

Turnaround and options

• Typical turnaround: About 1-2 weeks after I receive your photo and instructions.

• If you’d like your painting framed and ready to hang on a wall order your portrait here

Notes

• Provide the highest-quality, well-lit photo possible (face clearly visible) for best results.

• I reserve the right to refuse images that are illegal, violate copyright, or are abusive.